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By they made me change my name on Feb 17th 2008, 8:11 am Permalink
120 quart cooler converted to mashtun...75 dollars

30 lbs of grain and associated in mashtun...30 dollars

Having to dig out the valve on your mashtun when your buddy knocks off the screen filter while breaking up dough balls...in Priceless!


Do not let intoxicated people reassemble the filter system in your mashtun. They forget to actually screw in the filter causing you to be completely covered in hot sticky goodness. If this was a porn shoot it would be ok, but since it was three guys in a garage it did not make for a good time. We scooped the grains and water out using a pot and put it in some buckets till we were able to dig the crap out of the ball valve and re-attach the filter, so after about 20 minutes of bitching we were able to pour it back in and do the runoff and get to the sparge.

The new 15 gallon kettle is one of the best investments we have made as of yet next to the 50 ft. immersion chiller and the grain mill. It was only the first batch, but it worked great. Hopefully it holds up over time.
By they made me change my name on Dec 17th 2007, 11:20 pm Permalink
3Lbs of Briess light DME
3.3lbs Coopers Light LME (late addition)
1lb Chocolate Rye
1lb Crystal 60L
.5lb Munich
.5lb Black Patent

1oz Perle @ 45 min
1oz Perle @ 5 min
1oz Perle @ 0 min

1 vial White Labs Dry English Ale
1 packet safale us-05 (Just because)

1tsp Irish Moss @ 15min
Yeast Nutrient @ 15 min